You work out of a Hotel?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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