apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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