Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
His nipple licking is glorious
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