This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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