I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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