I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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