ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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