are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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