I seem to have left my pride at pride
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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