This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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