Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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