Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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