we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We were destined to go to rehab together
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
