If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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