Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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