As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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