Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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