I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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