question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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