So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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