The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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