i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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