No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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