Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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