Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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