CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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