Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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