bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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