did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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