I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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