so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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