Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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