sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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