Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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