There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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