My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Pooping to opera.
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