Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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