Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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