So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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