Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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