I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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