I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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