I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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