When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
40s are totally the cure
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
tell me about the fingering
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