Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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