Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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