I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize