Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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