do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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