the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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