sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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