if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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