everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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